EARTH: Trees provides you with Air.
HUMAN: We have fans for the same.
EARTH: Ice keeps temperature cool.
HUMAN: So do Air Conditioners!
EARTH: Sun provides you with Heat.
HUMAN: Agreed. We have heaters doing the same job.
EARTH: Lakes and rivers provide you with clean water.
HUMAN: Clean? You are mistaken.
EARTH: No. Water was always pure; you made it impure.
HUMAN: Whatever. We have purifiers for that.
EARTH: Okay. Solar energy. We can give you free electricity.
HUMAN: Why would I waste money on solar power plant when I can pay comparatively less amount for same?
*Water level rises*
Everything is destroyed. Not a single Human is able to save himself.
Earth: WHY DO I NEED HUMANS WHEN OTHER ANIMALS CAN MAKE ME FEEL BEAUTIFUL?